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Weekly letter from Eli

I Want My Porch Back From the Mosquitoes at Dusk

Weekly pantry remedies that ease the mosquitoes on your porch at dusk and the slugs in your lettuce, with an honest note on where each one stops working.

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1 Your porch back at dusk

Pantry-shelf ways to thin out mosquitoes around the porch, and where they fall short.

2 Night pests, morning answers

What slugs and ants do overnight, and kitchen fixes that slow them.

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This week's issueWeekly letter · mosquitoes on the porch at dusk

Why the Mosquitoes Win Your Porch Every Evening at Dusk

Where mosquitoes actually breed around a porch, a pantry-shelf routine for this weekend that's gentle near grandkids and dogs, and the honest line where it stops helping.

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